Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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