Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
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Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
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He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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