ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
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Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
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Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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