do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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