if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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