Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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