A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Acid is not a monday night drug
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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