Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I need moral support for this bender
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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