Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Randomize