This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
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Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
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Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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