he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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