this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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