Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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