omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
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Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
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Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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