I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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