How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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