somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
