Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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