scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
