He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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