SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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