I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
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She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
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No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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