I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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