I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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