how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
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This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
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Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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