i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
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Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
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I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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