shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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