Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
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Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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