It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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