if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Randomize
