Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I don't think brook has ever known best
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
ok first of all what the fuck
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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