I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
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just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
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Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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