Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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