I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
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She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
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You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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