Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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