Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
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