At least make sure they are 18
Why
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
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Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
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Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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