i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
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Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
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Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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