my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
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Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
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A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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