is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
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I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
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I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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