ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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