What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
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