were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
This is my gift to your gina
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
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