guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
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Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
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Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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