Tell her she can't have a vagina
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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