At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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