It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Randomize
