Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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