i don't like sucking hair
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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