it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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