What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
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im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
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Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize