yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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