So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
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I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
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haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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