He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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