I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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