Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
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There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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