yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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