just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I have feelings that need drinking.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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