don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
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When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
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I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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